I like to travel complete. I'm bringing my own favorite glass and spoon. There are some (cough.liver.) that'll drink from a dixie cup, but if you prefer decent equipment BYO.

Since I'm flying in, I'm not bringing a fountain.

Anyone else have ideas about what to bring...besides absinthe?

Absinthe would be good.

The LCLF Planning Commitee really didn't get much done. I gots plenty o' sugar and a fountain. That makes 2 fountains. I'm bringing my own glass and spoon.

If I can make it, I can chip in moneys for Absinthe, but I got nothing right now.

PM me.

Who? Me, him, or everyone?

Him.

You, if you want.

Condoms.

Lime Tostitos

DG

A powerful thirst.

And 911 on speed dial.

Mmmm...lime Tostitos!

We've been talking about buying a bottle of some #2. If you'd like to pitch in, PM me.

Concerning the lime tostitos:
I'll bring a bag or two of the good chips and I'll make a bucket o' salsa.

We'll separate the men from the boys.

How kind of you, Abby! I've been itchin' to try your salsa ever since you first mentioned it. I think many of the men and boys around here would say the same, but with different subtext. What will it do to the girls and women? Since that'll be just you and I, I'm eager to know.

From Jack's perspective, the only way to separate the men from the boys will be with a crowbar.

Yes Abby, please do bring the cips and salsa .... that should kick ass.

DG

Peeps--
Since we're the only two, I don't think it'll be necessary to separate anything. Except for that which will be lifted and separated.

But it'll make you warm and fiesty.

I'll bring Crips and a saltshaker.

Bloods and pepper.

That outtah set shit off.

Represent!

DG

Doubtless we'll both be in our cups, but that's no great wonder.

If your cups need holding girls .....


I'm here to help. Seriously, you can count on me.

DG

What a touching show of support.

I'm here to protect and serve.

DG

Right — a cop. I swear, it's what you don't say — the negative space, if you will.

I'm sure you uphold the office with great dignity.

Please, if I was a cop, you would all be sooooooo busted right now.

DG

Naw, you wouldn't have dug enough.

Either that or he hasn't hit proper donut quota to begin.

I can't believe how many boob-related puns I just read...

Not to mention the fact that DG is one.

Yeah, but you still love me.

DG

Yup, I love boobs.

As long as you hold me.

DG

Ya nut.

As long as you hold me. Oh wait ....

DG

Really got yer tit in a wringer w/that one.