Come on girls .... if you watched it, chime in.

And what the fuck was up with the guy who "won?"

DG

Missed it. Did it run at the same time as Queer Eye? Tell me the premise, someone. I'm out of the loop.

Easy .... 25 average "dorks."

1 hot model

Halfway through 6 "hot" guys show up.

Narrowed down to a idiot "hot" guy and really nice, genuine "nerd."

Who does she choose?

The idiot hot guy who dumps her after he learns she once dated Fabio.

There, I saved you from having to watch the whole series.

DG

I have a weakness for documentaries. I haven't gotten into the whole reality-show thing, but I've seen the Komodo dragon special three times. They have intense patience and filthy, filthy mouths. I think they'd fit in well here.

I'm waiting for reality TV to die. Preferrably a horrible and agonizing death, to make up for the crap I'm subjected to by people in the office endlessly discussing the latest "reality" TV that doesn't have a single real thing in it. Fake people. Fake poser attitudes. Fake boobs. Fake plots. Fake fights. Fake drama.

Honestly, they are just sitcoms with bad scripts and people that can't act. The networks just like it because they basically get their "talent" cheap, since the idiots do it for free and they won't make any residuals.

I'm with you on the documentaries, Greeneyes. That and the Discovery channel, Food Network and History Channel.

And then the mindless folks ask you what you thought of last night's Idol, Survivor, whatever, you answer I didn't see it nor do I have interest in it.
They still proceed to discuss what happened with you!
I can't count how many people I've told to fuck off 'cuz they wouldn't shut up about these damn shows.
I'm with you guys, the only good TV is the channels you listed.

you're fired.

DG

I don't get it

DG, up to the suite.

GB, down to the street.

Not one post from a lady.

Guys, when will you realize that this is just a board section for guys to air their insecurities about women with each other?

i guess you're right lars.

i'll go first.

i feel insecure because the only way i can get dates is by telling them i have a nude website and i can make them a star.

i feel so ashamed.

It beats learning to play the guitar.

or drums, as it were.

I can rent you guys my 2 year old daughter. She is a chick magnet. If I have her in public without my wife around, every woman within 50 feet has to come over and tell me what a cutie she is and take some time to talk. While it doesn't help me, she would be a gold mine for you. Reasonable rates.

Puppies work just as well.

Ok.
Asta is now for rent.

Peeps got to hear the Wonder Dog's
magnetosity work the other day.

Fuck tv.
Going on near nigh 3 months now w/no
telly watching.
Saw the Shano docs w/the Paddock Pals,
that's it. Nothing broadcast.

yeah, i'd go with the puppy.

you dont have to rent one...go buy one from the pound, and when you're finished you can sell it to a chinese restaraunt.

Most of my friends watch reality TV.
If I want to watch self-important, melodramatic,
stupid people, I'm sure I could wrangle up a few
in about five minutes.

The only way anyone could get me to watch an episode
of Survivor is if, on the first day, all the competitors got
highly organized, hog-tied the entire filming crew / hosts,
took over their hotel, stole their food and clothes,
and turned the cameras on them.

That might be entertaining.

Awesome!

One of my fav shows.

DG

my favorite is BJ and the Bear.

DG

So what your saying is a Good looking dude won on the show called Average Joe and he then found out she dated Fabio, so he dumped her?

What's wrong with Fabio?

he can't believe it's not butter, for one thing.

any other idiot would be completely aware that butter doesn't taste like that shite.

My mother once made me go to a luncheon in honor of this one romance novel cover model. He was big in Fabio's time. It was both sad and hilarious watching the women drool over him as he tried to sound intelligent.

My girlfriend and I were rolling our eyes and snickering the whole time until our mothers made us pose for photos with him.

We just wanted to go home and shower after that. He was so big and oily...

He was CG?

She didn't say she lost her lunch, so
probably not.

luckily the rest of the world doesn't share your point of view, mayor.

everybody else thinks i'm pretty.

Everyone is else fucked up then.

methinks so.

Thank you, Lars. I do prefer "woman."

If I wanted to see reality, why they hell would I be watching TV?

Lars- Yeah, I'm no lady either.

Who really is?

Dinky!

Way to cross-reference that shit, Xu-Xu.
Well done, old girl.
Well done.

Thank you, Lammy.
Oh yeah, you spelled Xit wrong.

I actually wrote xit first, but decided to stick to my own verbiage, as everybody has to have their own little quirky things, you know.

Yes .... they do.


DG

XitXu,
Way to smack that wuss around!
You be really fittin' the fuck in around
here.

She was so quiet at first, now look at her go. Tearin' xit up.

DG

4 xor

It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Loud ass dorks like us pose no real threat.

DG

Whazzat?
Couldn't hear ya.

Ok, so my typing is now querky instead of just plain wrong.

....and quirky, too.

DG

HA!

I finally heard that on a radio commercial while driving to work.

I'm guess I'm lost, pathetic and sad since I didn't waste my free time watchin' that shite...

Well, yes+no.