Get postin' bitch.

I'm going as fast as I can. ?I only have so many fingers, you know. See?

DG

Start using the tail, monkey!

Um ... that's not my tail.

DG

Oops, my bad. I forgot the UPS man was here...

Male co-worker: Why do they make those poor UPS guys dress up in little knee-shorts like English schoolboys?

Peeps: Mmmm. Why do they...why...yeah, hmmm. What?

Male co-worker: Never mind. I get it.

And when you see those little brown shorts, you know that spring has arrived!

Boooiiiiinnnnnnggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like your own, little, personal equinox?

Better than your own, little, personal equis.

DG

Damn monkey won't shut up tonight, must be using his tail.

I'm grabbin' another beer to watch him pass the MMM marker.

No shit...I can't keep up with him. He's in the final sprint now...

Run monkey run!

'Bout 15 minutes from now.

<pant-pant>

Must ...... keep ......posting ........

DG

Put down the glass and the cigarette. That might help.

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting I have TWO hands.

DG

Which is two more than the # of brains
you have.